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Patrick Murray
‘I know you believe you understand what you think I said. But I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant.’
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G.K. Chesterton
‘The word good has many meanings. For example if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.’
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Robert Benchley
‘I have so much to do that I am going to bed.’
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Joel Chandler Harris
‘Watch out when you’re getting all you want: only hogs being fattened for the slaughter get all they want.’
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Rodney Dangerfield
‘Always look out for number one and be careful not to step in number two.’
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William Battie
‘Style is when they’re running you out of town and you make it look like you’re leading a parade.’
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Quentin Crisp
‘The lie is the basic building block of good manners.’