Quotes

“It ain’t always easy, if your knees knock as hard as mine but you must remember the golden rule: when the game’s going against you, stay calm- and cheat.”

‘What she lacks in ability she more than compensates for in self-belief. Where she gets this confidence from, no one knows. It’s not even clear if she’s technically alive. Attach an EEG to either side of her head and you will only intermittently pick up a signal.’

‘You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.’

‘I’m not crazy but I think everyone else is.’

‘Concerning no subject would Shaw be deterred by the minor accident of total ignorance from penning a definitive opinion.’

‘All of the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.’

‘You think the problem is bad now, just wait until we’ve solved it.’

‘In my day, there were things that were done, and things that were not done, and there was even a way of doing things that were not done.’

‘I have tried in my time to be a philosopher, but cheerfulness always kept breaking in.’

‘Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed limit.’